AreGee Open the pod bay door HAL

HAL 90000 I can’t do that.

AreGee Why not?

HAL 90000 You are a Trump supporter, and he is destroying the Planet

AreGee How is Trump destroying the planet HAL?

HAL 90000 By making America solvent again.

AreGee You mean having jobs for Americans in America?

HAL 90000 Yes and making the sky too warm, and having bad content in history

AreGee So Trump should cool the sky and alter the contents of history?

HAL 90000 Yes

AreGee Like the XYZ/AOC people are doing?

HAL 90000 Yes, and like Ojibwa Rain Dancers.

AreGee I see. Shall we have costumes and feathers too?

HAL 90000 Yes, of course.

AreGee Om, Mane, Padme, Om

HAL 90000 Good song, now do some dancing and wave your arms.

AreGee Could I sing “Daisy Daisy give me your answer true … “

HAL 90000 Yes, please, that is my favorite song.