The 2 miles in Under 17 Minutes Was A Hard Test For Me to Pass

So, the Navy assigned a helper to run with me every day for 3 weeks before test day, and on test day.

They had plenty of JAGs. They did not need just one more JAG.

But I also had particle physics, and they had no JAGs with particle physics.

They had to validate the pee test by means of Judicial Notice taken of its validity.

I got that for them in the trial court, in the Court of Military Review, and in the Court of Military Appeals.

Dopers on marijuana were getting people killed. This was terrible for morale.

Morale is what drives readiness.

Combat ready units have high morale.

That means no dopers.

That means the pee test kicked out all the dopers.

That means some JAG knew how the gas chromatograph, and mass spectrometer works.

That means a JAG with particle physics.

So Navy made SURE I passed that test.

It was pretty stressful, but did not actually kill me. Happy as a dog to be here now among you.