How We Keep our Economy in Good Shape and Prevent a Stock Market Crash Like in 1929

We make our paper money worthless at an even faster rate than companies going broke become worthless. So the value of stock shares goes up not down. This very cute trick is done by printing pallets of $100 bills and sending them everywhere. The CIA has its own $100 bill printing press that supposedly is just used to print money for covert top secret operations. So stock prices go up. No crash. All is well. Except there are no jobs. Nobody is making selling, or exporting anything. It’s not like the economy in 1950. It’s the new cute rigged economy.