Thou Shalt Not Kill (here’s how to not do it)

Use a garrott, not your hands. If you get the target’s blood under your nails or on your clothes, things get very complicated. The target and you are now connected. It’s like you made a video. The garrott will have blood on it, but no sign of you, so leave it where you used it. If your pressure is strong enough to cut off flow in the carotid and the jugular, the target will go down in about 7 seconds. If you have no garrott any shirt or jacket worn by the target can be used as a garrott from the front. You left hand grabs the left lapel. Your right hand grabs the right lapel. Then you apply cross pressure. And do not scream “filthy moneylender” or “murderous landlord” — this just makes people look. Once the target is down do not touch the body in any way. Shower as soon as you can. Throw all the clothes and shoes and sox you had on in a dumpster far from where you live. Thou shalt not kill. You know this. So just don’t kill. If you can help it. I try to give good advice. Yeh, I know, I’m a little emotional. I would end up with blood all over me. F. Lee Bailey could not get me off. On a good day. With a jury that liked me. Evidence is hell. Think clean. Think garrott. Quick, clean, quiet.